Nothing like actually newsworthy happenings to get the blogging pulse racing.
I just got back from my favourite Indian restaurant in York. I won't name them here to spare their blushes. The extractor fan in their kitchen packed up and the dining area filled with smoke, accompanied by an alarm.
The best of it was that, despite much coughing and spluttering, everybody kept calm and carried on. A concerned mother took her children outside, and rightly so, but the rest of us toughed it out. Said one diner to the room, regarding their breathing difficulties: 'Stop faking it.'
Now if that happened in Germany, everyone would have taken it in turns to quote chapter and verse of their legal rights. But in Blighty everything is honky-dory until proved otherwise.
Still, if it had proved fatal, I would have considered it an excellent way to go.